Yes it does come a time that A Blogger thinks he is a top Critic and wants to express themselves in a different way then most others. That their thoughts are some how superior then others
This is no different - But keep calm these are only opinions.....that are more right then yours.
Evil Dead - Now what we have here is a Remake of the original horror based Evil Dead and when I say horror based I'm saying it because There were 2 Evil Dead movies as you recall the first was very horror based and the other one was more comedy horror and of course made Bruce Campbell The awesome guy he is today....
This movie starts out well it kinda just starts out of no where with a burning and shotgun blast ...which i didnt expect cause lets face it most movies start off with something decent . This movie starts off kicking you in the guy and asking are you okay well too fuckin bad cause here comes some more!
The plot remains simple we have a young group of people at a cabin the family owns and they want to help one girl get better cause she has a drug addiction. Charming as it has some background to it instead of lets go here to this cabin and fuck ....
Things turn for the worse as some idiot decides to read from the satanic book ...First off is a book has Barbed Fuckin Wire and Human flesh on it who the fuck would open that? Let alone touch it ? Then start reading it OUT loud like a bed time story....Who the fuck reads out loud like that ? No one but we have to have someone read the shit out loud - I would have preferred they stick with the audio tape being played but whatever.
After that all Hell breaks loose - Literally lmao And well we have plenty of disturbing scenes WITH LITERALLY Gallons of blood
Its a sweet Ride once the shit starts and the brutality of some of the violence gets to a point where your just like omfg this is the definition of torture porn but it aint you feel its almost like a snuff movie cause they dont hold back any punches, or nails , or crowbars, or raping trees, or well you get the picture.
Lets break down the scoring here
Sound - The music tone and sounds are pretty well done here , we get a sense of dread and fear when things start to happen and the sounds of metal smacking flesh will run in your ears and you will cringe just a bit. which means thats good. Nothing stood out in my mind as a great theme that would make you remember the movie however. so Ima go with 3/5
Visuals - HAHA The sheer lack of CGI and the boldness of the things they tried with eh make up and blood is top notch. You do not find movies like this anymore - Let me say that again you do not see good things like this anymore. All the time we see fake Cgi bullshit that ruins movies. This get the top score 5/5
Writing - The script is decent its not the best script int he world as again nothing memorable comes to mind. Great movies always have those lines that you will remember for the rest of your life this unfortunately lacked that. 3/5
Acting - I believe that some of the things that happened here in this category were great I mean how else can you act scared or have fear in your eyes. one guy in particular gets his ass kicked , stabbed , nailed , beaten down and he wont stay the fuck down and you feel for him cause he blames himself as he was the one who read the book out loud. The others come off decent and one character I cant even remember what purpose she served other then to die and be forgettable. 4/5
This movie averages a 3.75/5 - Worth the price of admission and very enjoyable with a crowd. I recommend seeing the originals as well then seeing this to see the differences in visal effects
BTW Stay for the after credits just for Bruce. lol
Till next write
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